Pretending Not To Know Someone You Just Met....
xspinme-around: When you secretly stalked every photo album of them on Facebook before meeting them: On the outside: Hi, nice to meet you! On the inside: Hello, Chris Adam Johnson, born June 23, 1988 whom has 3 brothers Paul, Will, and Michael. You have 13 photo albums on Facebook…. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. OMG :’)
towritelesbiansonherarms: astoldbythisginger: Walk through the front door. Welcome! Here’s the kid’s playroom. It’s very Narnian isn’t it? Let me bring you upstairs. Why yes, that’s what I did with our cupboard under the stairs. Nice spot to read. Here’s my daughter’s room. Here’s my son’s room. Are you planning on staying the night? Here’s our guest room. It’s not much but it’s...
watch out, witto boys ;)
Instead of saying "cool story bro" try these out:
onwin: 1) Fascinating Discourse Chum 2) Riveting Fable Comrade 3) Intriguing Anecdote Brethren 4) Perpetuating Argument Colleague 5) Sweet Saga Yo 6) Waste of Time Jerk 7) Spellbinding Reiteration There My Chumly Companion 8) Phantasmagorical Novelization Oh Great One 9) Interesting Intellect Imbecile 10) Trepidating Boar Fetus 11) Ballin’ Gossip dawg! haha some of them sounds funny...
To answer a question with another question.
hanthelion: Why do people get into relationships of which they know will end? Why do people continue to live when they know that they will die? To experience it all, feel it all, see it all; Rather than not knowing at all.
therealsashafierce: tumblr-funniest: Featured at Tumblr’s Funniest Posts Why do i find this sooo funny? Hahahaha Oh wow. ACE. lol
When I'm shuffling
tumblr-funniest: Expectation Reality Featured at Tumblr’s Funniest Posts